Eat n’ Box Celebrates the World Series Canadian Style!
Step right down to your local Eat n’ Box, and enjoy our special World Series themed delights! For a very short time at cooperating Eat n’ Box franchises (many in outlying areas, including Canada itself, refuse to cooperate), you can learn the secret of all five of our robust Grande Rosterfarian™ cuisine–”Where the Cold Winds Blow the Bratwurst Breeze of Canadian Tranquility and Sacks of Grain . . .”™
- Prince Fielder Giant Colossal Really Fat Tube Steaks™ with Crushed Sea Urchins
- Michael Young Teeth Marked Cabbage Legs, deep fried in Octopus Ink Oil™
- Justin Verlander Mystery Soup Mix Packets™ (take them home and mix with hot grease on your very own stove!)
- Albert Pujols “Pool Holes” Smack Filled with Meringue and Bamboo™
- Jhonny Peralta JohnnySticks™ (straws filled with ketchup and birch syrup)



Hmmmmmm. What does that sound like to you?
Your big three summer favorites are back, with a vengeance! — Sardines, Sauerkraut, and Saltines, and you can mix and match.



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